[So, Captain Hammer...might have gotten himself lost in the forest in the past few weeks and just got back to the Castle. Not that he would...ever admit he was gone so long unintentionally. He totally meant to get lost. Totally.Greetings, citizens of Paradisa. How are you on this fine day, it seems I had taken a small vacation of sorts but never ( Read more... )

So it seems some of the things I was told when I first arrived were actually true! Who would have guessed? For instance, when you make a wish, it comes true! The wizard who runs this place must really be powerful to pull off something so large scale. [Look, Jilly told him a wizard was responsible...and he believed it. He is not the brightest tool ( Read more... )

[There's a very confused, confident sounding voice coming from the journals as he tries to figure out where he is.You know, I can't blame someone for finally kidnapping me, because let's face it, I'm amazing, but I need to get back home. I have people to save. Homeless people to inspire and maybe feed one or two. I don't know who you are, but if ( Read more... )

Filtered to Billy

You. Me. Outside. Now. Don't make me break your door down and drag you out of your pathetic evilly sciency lab thingy or whatever.

/Filter

Filtered to Penny

Don't worry, I'll defend your honor! [Nope, not really thinking to give her any sort of reference to what exactly he's talking about.]

/Filter

[Written (except for small), dictated, and completely unfiltered, because the whole castle needs to know what Captain Hamme is up to!]

Dear Diary!

It appears that I went somewhere, although, I don't remember where I went or what I did. I'm sure it was suitably awesome. because I am now on an airplane headed back to Paradisa! I'm sure that there ( Read more... )

[Captain Hammer's waiting in the lobby, looking particularly spiffy in ... what he regularly wears. His gloves are shining like they've been recently polished, however. While he waits, he dictates an entry. Open, because he is that raving egotistical.]

Dear Diary!

It has certainly been a momentous couple months! First, all the demon-fighting, [ ( Read more... )

[Private]

I'll miss Anya. We should have gone on more dates. What I won't miss? Demons and stupid world changes.

[/Private]

[Between his Loss of natural strength and being depowered, Captain Hammer was fairly useless against fighting demons, and a Useless Hammer was not a happy Hammer. Hence, he was also a scarce Hammer a hiding in his room ( Read more... )

[It's laundry day! Captain Hammer's finishing up a load of blue shirts with his hammer symbol on the front, and the basket's already filled with several pairs of dark blue cargo pants and hammer-pint boxers.]

[The folding seems to be a little hap-hazard and somewhat sloppy]

[He's singing this as he folds, and as he's unwittingly (or entirely ( Read more... )

[There's the sounds of someone sipping coffee and flipping pages as he peruses the journals, and then soft, quick brushes of a gloved hand against paper --]

What -- ? Ew! Get! Get! You nasty little buggers ...

I would seem we've got a little --get out of my ... never mind, I wasn't going to drink the rest of that anyway-- infestation going on. ( Read more... )

[Someone's journal was carelessly left open when he went to bed, and so all the panicked mumblings and tossing and turning was faintly recorded, before a very loud;]

GET YOUR HOOF OUT OF MY--

[A long, weighted pause as Captain Hammer comes to grips with reality]

I haven't lost -- [Rustle of a gloved hand through hair] Good.

[A sigh of relief, ( Read more... )